I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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