Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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