wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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