I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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