the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
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