Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
