I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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