Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
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