why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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