Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I understand Curling. That high.
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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