what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I stole a fireplace last night.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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