and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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