He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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