I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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