I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
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i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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