garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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