So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize