I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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