Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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