I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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