i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
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Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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