North Korea, Best Korea!
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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