Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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