Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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