There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
