well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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