Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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