I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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