i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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