that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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