oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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