Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize