Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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