Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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