Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
