You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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