I'm going to jail i love you
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
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That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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