he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
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Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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