fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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