So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
