big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
