I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
