Christians are straight up FREAKS
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
21 Of The Most Regrettable Tattoo Ideas Ever
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I stole an accordion from the bar
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion