I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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