I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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