i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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