She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Randomize
