I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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