he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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