...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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