My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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