Me too!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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