I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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