Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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